Smoke Two Joints     ©Chris Kay/Michael Kay

I smoke two joints in the morning.
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more
Daddy he once told me son you be hard workin’ man
And momma she once told me son you do the best you can
But, then one day I met a man who came to me and said
Hard work good, and hard work fine but first take care of head
I smoke two joints in the morning.
In the car I smoke two joints.
I smoke two joints when I play video games, at every ten thousand points
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more
Well, I get up in the morning an’ I smoke two joints—woy!
Two joints of the sinsemilla.
Two joints of the sinsemilla

L.App: lead vocal, guitar, bass, keys, percussion.
Tony Coleman: drums, percussion, vocal.
Joe Isidore: steel drums.